I don't know how it happened, but I lost myself and I'm trying to find out where I've gone off to.  That's okay though, I have a few leads that I'm sure will discover where I am and what I've been doing.

 

Mostly I've been playing games... imagine that.  Nothing new, just some Shadow Complex where I've discovered that just my friends' list shows that I'm far from the best scoring... ending up in the last two slots in 6 of the 8 leaderboards.  That's okay, it's still lots of fun running around trying to find all those items (and in some cases SEEING the item but not knowing how to get there).  Played a little Gears 2 with my brother where hardcore is kicking our tails something fierce.  On the flip side of that, I ended up getting the spider to the fly achievement... yeah, that's how many times we've been killed at that one spot.  Hey, let me tell you about Resident Evil 5!  My brother and I couldn't even hit the 'x' button on the controller.  Yeah, we died like 4 times. . .  I'm thinking the weather where my brother was, messed with his connection enough that the little bit of lag prevented us from getting past that point.  At least, I HOPE that's all it was.  How awful is not being able to hit a button when you know it's going to show up?

 

Ever see something on the shelf at the grocery store that you brain said "stay away" and yet you still picked it up to see what it was like?  Listen to your brain!  It may say Steak-a-licious on the box, but it's neither.  I can't believe how horribly far from meat something can be.  I mean Spam is more meat that that crap!  <shudder>  I barely survived that ordeal.

 

Just in case you were wondering, yes, I did get my haircut.  I'm suprised you noticed as there being no picture or anything. . .  Oh, wait.  You didn't notice did you?  I was just typing and started jumping to conclusions.  My bad.  But since the subject was brought up, HEY!  I got my hair cut.  Went to this one salon (my wife made the appointment) and they actually... well... massage your scalp and shoulders.  I guess this is fine... If you DON'T HATE BEING TOUCHED!  That pretty much ticked me off before they even started cutting my hair!  WTF?  Just cut the freakin' hair and get me out of there.  I've got gaming to do I don't need a massage... While we're at it, I don't need a shampoo and conditioning... just throw some water on my head.  And what's with the wax?  Wax is for candles and removing unwanted hair... not for putting in your hair for the hell of it.  If I wanted to wax my head I'd shave my head first... wax would be for shine... not making my hair stick up and not move.  Ever wonder what happens when you get the back of your neck shaved?  Probably nothing, unless you're me and it gets all red and raw from the clippers.  I know, put a little lavender on that to "soothe" it.  I didn't do anything, but I wanted to.  That blankin' stuff stung like crazy.  Luckily, my neck started going numb after five minutes.

 

Ah, there I am.  I knew I must have just misplaced myself.  Well, it's off for more fun. . .